Retro Rewind - Teenage Moi

Entires picked out from various diaries written by yours truly.  I apologise in advance.  You have been warned.

"I love Mark, I want him to be my boyfriend.  He kissed Jenna at the school disco with their mouths open.  Just because she got boobs so quick all the boys like her, its not fair" - Age 12

"Jodie and Chloe say the have boyfriends, but they are such liars" Age 12

"I got grounded for one night but Jason said he liked my flower bobble and picked out one of the petals.  I think i'm going to kiss him" Age 12

"Jayne got a new haircut, they put in a fringe.  It sticks out in all directions like her hair is made of quavers" - Age 13

"Nicola said we're the gruesome twosome, but I wash my hair and she doesn't, so she's a gruesome onesome" Age 13

"Me and Jayne run to dinner like we've never been fed" Age 13

"My favourite saying is Go Mad for Munchters" Age 13

"Debbie keeps on copying my maths work.  I'm going to tell Mr Sadok that she's a cheater" Age 13

"Terri needs to let go of the fact that I called her a snob because shes is a big fat snobbity snob" Age 14

"I'm sick of everyone saying I love Stephen, just because I went with him like once" Age 14

"People keep on saying Phat like, thats phat and Ben is Phat.  I don't even like the word so I wish they'd shut up" - Age 14

"When the boys break onto our tennis courts all the girls go mental and pee in their shorts, like they've never seen a boy before.  You say penis to them and they laugh.  Yawn" Age 15

"I sat in Shauns mums car for almost two hours.  If I would've know he would put the moves on me, I would've got in the backseat" Age 15

"Pete came over tonight.  He is so hot but I still think i'm going to dump him" Age 17

For clarification, I am no longer a teenager.  I went to an all girls school and had to wear a uniform.  I am thankful that I am now all grown up.  Also, these were the tame comments.  I had a crush on Ben fron A1.  Don't judge.